[New post] Barnaby Tells Albo To Think Of My Children And Increase Politicians’ Pay

theunozblog posted: " The Opposition's shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon the Prime Minister to think of his children and raise the pay for politicians. ''Times are tough, and it's time for Albo to get out of his inner city, craft beer sw" The (un)Australian Barnaby Tells Albo To Think Of My Children And Increase Politicians' Pay theunozblog May 31 The Opposition's shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon the Prime Minister to think of his children and raise the pay for politicians. ''Times are tough, and it's time for Albo to get out of his inner city, craft beer swilling bubble and think of my children,'' said the member for New England. ''Poor beggars, we had to cut off Disney + last week, as I needed another slab.'' ''You seen how much cartons of piss are going for these days. Brings a tear to the eye.'' When asked why politicians should be paid more at the expense of the unemployed and pensioners, the member for New England said: ''Well, we have more overheads than most. I mean, I can't rock up to parliament is my stubbies and volleys.'' ''Trust me, I've tried.'' ''Anyway, gotta head off, tonight's State of Origin and the pub down the road is offering free beer till someone scores.'' ''I like those odds.'' Mark Williamson @MWChatShow You can follow The (un)Australian on twitter @TheUnOz or like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/theunoz. We're also on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theunoz The (un)Australian Live At The Newsagency Recorded live, to purchase click here: https://bit.ly/2y8DH68 Comment Like You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. Unsubscribe to no longer receive posts from The (un)Australian. Change your email settings at manage subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://theunaustralian.net/2023/05/31/barnaby-tells-albo-to-think-of-my-children-and-increase-politicians-pay/

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