[New post] Local Man Questions Whether The Holy Mother Has Forsaken Him Following Itchy Armpits Flare Up
The Whitechapel Whelk posted: " A 54-year-old local Roman Catholic man has begun to question his previously rock-solid devotion to The Virgin Mary after experiencing a bout of itchiness, mainly confined to his armpits. Toby Dell, a forklift truck safety inspector, told The Whelk: 'I'" The Whitechapel Whelk
A 54-year-old local Roman Catholic man has begun to question his previously rock-solid devotion to The Virgin Mary after experiencing a bout of itchiness, mainly confined to his armpits.
Toby Dell, a forklift truck safety inspector, told The Whelk: 'I'm a fairly devout Catholic who says his rosary pretty much every day and attends mass whenever I get the odd chance, so I was a bit disappointed when my pits started itching last Wednesday and still haven't stopped.
'I've now begun to question my faith in God and The Holy Mother in particular as I've always thought that she was watching over me.
'I've had a moment of doubt before and stopped attending Latin mass in 2019 when I hit my thumb with a hammer at work but this one has shaken my belief system to its very core'
Mr Dell's religious wavering comes just a year after a Muslim man from neighbouring Mile End renounced Islam and became the town drunk after standing on an upturned plug in his bare feet while making his way to the toilet in the dark.
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