Multiple winner Janet Albrechtsen has continued on her coit-cleaning ways to take out The Bug's Media Glass House Arse-Licker for the month of August award.
And what's more, our judges have restored Albrechtesen's naming rights for the uncoveted trophy, after that honour was removed some weeks back after fierce competition from some of her Newscorpse rivals.
But in a fitting tribute to Albrechtsen's skill as a far-right-wing warrior ensuring almost daily that Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch have almost forgotten what dunny paper looks like, our Arse-Licker judges draped the blue ribband around her neck without even reading her column.
They went purely on an Xcreta plug for a recent column (above) and as our senior judge explained: "You'd think we should be embarrassed by just assuming what a far-right royal ring-cleaning, rimathon Janet has engaged in here without reading it but, boy, the summary alone was all we needed!
"Okay, some might accuse us of doing a Mary Whitehouse and decrying some novel we've never read but this is right up there, isn't it?
"Is a Voice vote won by fraud worth having is pure evil genius, isn't it? Joseph Goebbels must be spinning in his grave with absolute pride as what's being achieved here.
"The No vote's entire campaign has been to blame Yes supporters as elitists, racists, liars, vote-riggers, truth concealers and sneaks seeking to divide this nation and tarnish our reputation in the eyes of the world, among many other things, yet it's the other side - Janet's side - that are committing unpardonable fraud in their pursuit of victory.
"Our judging panel remains in awe of Abrechtsen's ability to pump out shit like this without dying of embarrassment.
"You could safely eat meals off the cloacas of Rupert and Lachlan right now!"
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