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Site logo image reverendhellfire posted: "There has been no Sunday Sermon of late as the Reverend has been too sad & depressed by a combination of der Weltschmerz & personal tragedy. Though still traumatised, the Reverend has declared that, "I could pour my pain out in Art, but looking ar" Reverend Hellfire's Sunday Sermon Read on blog or Reader

-5; 100 WASTED TIK TOK MOMENTS

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February 19

There has been no Sunday Sermon of late as the Reverend has been too sad & depressed by a combination of der Weltschmerz & personal tragedy. Though still traumatised, the Reverend has declared that, "I could pour my pain out in Art, but looking around I see everyone else is barely coping too, so taking pity on the Gentle Reader, we shall escape briefly into the Real World with some fieldnotes from a recent healing Journey

to sacred Minjerribah Island. Enjoy..

100 WASTED TIK TOK MOMENTS

*

Today I decided it was time to Get Real.

Turned the Radio off,

left the laptop behind

and the Phone uncharged.

Took a Road Trip to the Sea. Rode

the Ferry across the choppy Bay,

stood in the bows & felt the Spray

as we chugged and dipped past

Mangrove covered islands strewn

like Emeralds across the waters/

The Launch decanted passengers onto the Jetty,

Island Time washed over us as we stood

waiting for the bus by the Cemetery,

moss-covered headstones/graves covered

by seashells and dead childrens toys/

above the bus-stop an ancient Gum Tree,

knotted and boled/ where, in the hollowed out stumps

of long vanished branches, dusty pink Galahs nested,

emerging comically from their home,

crarrking and clakking in fussy domesticity.

The bus winds through the lush, sub-tropical bushscape

humming with insect life, leaving "Civilisation" behind us ( not

a traffic light on the whole damned Island)/ a cabin beneath the trees

and a sandy track down to the sandy shore./

Walking to the beach through a cluster of classic fibro holiday shacks

painted pink & blue & grey in faded seaside pastels &

from the materials and construction techniques (primitive)

dating mostly to the sixties/fifties. (Surely the largest concentration

of still extant in situ, fibro houses in Australia, I thought,

and thus probably Heritage Listed & Protected.

Most such structures suffer a worse fate

under current modern day Public-Liability determined

local government Policies, generally along the lines

of termination with extreme prejaudice

by overly-cautious demolitionists in Bio-Hazard suits.

Such is the Fashion these days.

Happily, Nostalgia for the Fifties has preserved

this toxic remnant of our Rich Cultural Heritage.

As the Sun approaches the horizon, I wheel through the stately movements of Tai Chi on

a long spit of sand running out to sea that appears before me as the Tide retreats/ Clambering up the Rocky Headland, chatting amiably to Strangers, I persuade a Lady with a Ukelele to play & sing "Tip-Toe thru the Tulips" while I dance and caper on the rocks like a goat

and sing along happily in Basso Profundo/

A blue sky framed by the delicate foliage of She-Oaks,

as I lie in the dappled shade & doze/

Sunset and the white caps turn golden

on the leaping waves as a vast Pod of Whales

snort & sport, spray & play, breaking through

the Waters in gargantuan frolic. An awesome sight!

A whale erupts out of the water right before me in a tower of spray, as he falls back he waves a friendly pectoral fin as if in Greeting!

So many whales migrating before me,

as far as the eye can see!

*

Barnacle covered Barnacles,

overlay the Barnacle covered rocks,

layer upon layer of encrustation,

accrued over the decades..

*

a sea-eagle soars above me, hovering on the sea-breeze,

as I wander among the rock pools,

sea-squirts open their star shaped throats,

I tickle them so see them quickly shut up shop and sink back into the rocks/ pinky-orange hued sea anenomes wave enticingly with their poisonous fronds/ delicate seasnails inching trails along the soft sands/

a rockpool lined & littered with discarded sea-shells,

each with an indentical tiny hole drilled

by the needle-tipped tentacles of questing Octopi/

Night comes,

Darkness falls,

the Stars emerge.

Walking home from the shop I get lost

whilst amiably chatting with Strangers again.

When we part ways I realise that I've come the wrong way in my Sociability. A lack of distinguishing landmarks amongst the warm & gently shadowed streets, the soft, orange light of the occasional street lamp, the omnipresent sound of the surf, all conspire to envelop me

in a mild & vaguely pleasant confusion..

Using the lighthouse on the hill as a guide

I eventually find my way home

without getting wrecked on the rocks/

Later I slip out from the cabin after Midnight

for a quiet & solitary smoke beneath the Stars. I sniff the salt scented air appreciatively and as my eyes adjust to the darkness, I am suddenly aware of

hunched forms emerging all around me on the lawn.

They are moving!

Though briefly startled by this unexpected manifestation, I soon realise that I am surrounded by Kangaroos, just at the same moment as they all abruptly decide to depart,

in a soft & sudden explosion

of thump, thump thumping down the road!

Far from the City lights that drain the Sky

of it's bright & brilliant Stars,

turning the night into one, long, bleak

and washed out dusk that never fades,

yet again I find myself stunned with awe

at the overwhelming Majesty of the Milky Way,

even after over sixty years

of staring with wonder at the night sky.

Yes it was a Beautiful day, I decide,

as I amble in from my session with the kangaroos,

from Bay Ride to scuttling Scorpio in the Midnight sky,

it was just one, long beautiful day

and I didn't take a single photo.

Videoed nothing.

Didn't make a "clip" or a "reel" or a "short"..

Uploaded nothing to the Net.

Yes, threw away the chance to upload

a hundred classic Tok tok Moments

and be Popular. Harvest "Likes"

like the Grim Reaper

collecting Souls.

Lost my chance to be an "Influencer",

& to shill out this beautiful corner of the planet

in an orgy of self promotion,

cheapen the Sacred into a commercial product

so then fuckwits can come here and take "Selfies"

and leave their litter.

No pictures for you Tik Tok.

No Grist for your Mill.

This was my day.

*

You can read about it.

***

***

The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet

and an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism.

Etc.

He's still got it.. Baby!

***

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