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Counsellor’s Rubber Mallet

Dick Stein posted: " With bonus chicken squeaker built-in. They'll die laughing. It must be hard to be a counsellor - when your grasp of the universe is just as weak as anyone else's, yet you are supposed to know where it's at and how it got there. Honesty bids you confes"
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Counsellor's Rubber Mallet

Dick Stein

March 4

With bonus chicken squeaker built-in. They'll die laughing.

It must be hard to be a counsellor - when your grasp of the universe is just as weak as anyone else's, yet you are supposed to know where it's at and how it got there. Honesty bids you confess that you are making it up as you go along, but caution looks for an escape door before you admit it.

Psychiatrists have the advantage that they can sit in a chair behind the patient and wear a tweed jacket. Also, as they are dealing with the mad, they no not need much sense either. It is a marriage made in Meltham.

Financial advisers need access to current fiscal trends, accurate company records, and a steamboat ticket. A carpet bag should always be kept behind the door.

Marriage counsellors have the easiest job of all - it is all the fault of the man. As soon as they can get both parties to agree on this they can close the file and bank the cheque. Men who are murdered by axe-wielding woman were obviously responsible for the whole thing.

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